AWAKE, EARTHLINGS!  It’s later than you think.  Don’t miss the hilarious frenzy as Tim Burton directs – and Mars Attacks!  SEE!  Stars that shine across the galaxy.  Jack Nicholson (in a dual role), Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito and a dozen more!  SHRIEK!  At mean, green invaders armed with insta-fry ray guns, endowed with slimy, humongous brains – and enlivened with state-of-the-art special effects.  GASP!  As the U.S. legislature is overwhelmed.  (Don’t fear, we still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for us.)  THRILL!  As Earth fights back with an unexpected weapon.  Take that, Martians!

“Director Tim Burton fashions a hilariously twisted form of the alien invasion movie by skewering every silly sci-fi flick that ever had a budget smaller than its brain.”- Leigh Paatsch, Herald Sun (Australia)

“It’s such a wonderful lampoon of the establishment and hammers in Burton’s disdain for those in charge. It’s also got the frenetic spirit of a PG-13 Tex Avery/Chuck Jones/Bob Clampett cartoon.” – Cory Woodroof, 615 Film